| Beer is proof that God loves
us and wants us to be happy. |
Benjamin Franklin |
| You can't be a real country
unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have
some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at
the very least you need a beer. |
Frank Zappa |
| He was a wise man who
invented beer. |
Plato |
| Without question, the
greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I
grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. |
Dave Barry |
| I feel sorry for people who
don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as
good as they're going to feel all day. |
Frank Sinatra |
| An intelligent man is
sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his
fools. |
Ernest Hemingway |
| Always do sober what you said
you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. |
Ernest Hemingway |
| You're not drunk if you can
lie on the floor without holding on. |
Dean Martin |
| A woman drove me to drink and
I didn't even have the decency to thank her. |
W.C. Fields |
| What contemptible scoundrel
has stolen the cork to my lunch? |
W.C. Fields |
| Beauty lies in the hands of
the beer holder. |
Anonymous |
| Work is the curse of the
drinking classes. |
Oscar Wilde |
| I'd rather have a bottle in
front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. |
Tom Waits |
| 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in
a case. Coincidence? |
Stephen Wright |
| Always remember that I have
taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken
out of me. |
Winston Churchill |
| Give me a woman who loves beer
and I will conquer the world. |
Kaiser Wilhelm |
| I would kill everyone in this
room for a drop of sweet beer. |
Homer Simpson |
| Not all chemicals are bad.
Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there
would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. |
Dave Barry |
| An Irishman is the only man in
the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to
get to a bottle of stout |
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| All right, brain, I don't like
you and you don't like me - so let's just do this
and I'll get back to killing you with beer. |
Homer Simpson |
| Alcohol, the cause and
solution to all of life's problems. |
Homer Simpson |
